If you're reading this you must have the heart of an adventurer. You live not just to fill your bag with tokens and gems from different worlds. But to be carried away by the beautiful wave that is reality.
For life is the first gift fellow Wanderers. The end of the universe is known. At some point in the future, all stars will die and the universe will be nothing but black holes for billions and billions and billions of years.
Our life is but the blink of a firefly.
But here we are; wanderers in an expanding universe.
In this series, I'll explore some of the planets that I have Wandered around. I'll share their dangers and exciting possibilities within them.
Let's start with one of the most popular ones.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-69 or Ps-69
The name is a mouthful. Precisely designed to be as difficult to remember as possible.
Because PS-69 doesn't need you to remember its name. You'll remember something even better.
On the outside, this planet seems like a vicious place to visit. With fiery explosions coming out of its volcanic orifices.
Inside however, it's a work of marvelous engineering. It took 20 years and more money than most star systems have to build a planet in one of the most isolated regions in space.
But all was spent to bring to us the coolest underground Techno club in the galaxy.
The planet regularly hosts the most insane DJs and hardcore party goers alive.
And on any given night on any of its numerous moons, there are VIP after-parties that would make the PS-69 itself seem like a quiet evening at a Hhalian Monastery.
Entry is strictly by invitation and many attempted party goers, drunk on Velusian wine or high on Space Dust have attempted to land on this planet without a pass.
They've all gotten a gas-free entry to the recently departed database.
As party-goers leave this planet their memories during their stay are wiped as they cross the threshold of the planet's gravity.
They're only left with the strong feeling of having an insane mind-blowing experience at PS-69.
This author remembers his experience because he is awesome and may know someone, who knows someone, who's dating the ex of one of the planet's original engineers, who taught him a secret pass to leave with your memory intact.
Overall PS-69 is a fun place to visit, just get a pass first.
Planet Score: 7/10